Mistress Lagertha

About Me

I am Mistress Lagertha and I live up to the bold power and dominance of my name sake.  I conduct myself with the poise and dignity of the tall - at 5’9” - strong confident woman that I am.  With traditional hour glass curves and strong looks, I steal the attention of any room I enter without trying.  I’m neutrally dominant and have been honing my skills for 6 years as a lifestyle Domme.  

My background is as a FemDom with BDSM, traditional CP and the training of traditional house hold servants.  My ever growing selection of implements for administering pain pleasure and punishments, to you.  Range from a variety of canes and whips, spanking tools, rope and medical staples, a selection of sensory items and a refurbished vintage violet wand.  

I enjoy nothing more than smiling sweetly as I hum, all to put you off guard as I then inflict the desired session.  I may even be laughing or giggling as you try to hide, that you’re enjoying what you receive.  This is my pleasure when it comes to being your Mistress.  


I care about and respect the safety, consent and limits of anyone who offers me their submission.  I will read your body and reactions, together with any pre agreed safety word/system.  And I allow constructive feedback, because I want you to get the most from your session(s). 

Experienced and novices, men women and couples are all welcome.

Sessions are currently bookable for a small variety of locations across the West Midlands.  However I am willing to travel if circumstances are suitable. 

If your area of fetish/kink interest is not listed below, you are allowed to ask. 

I do not tolerate time wasters - meaning those who seek the thrills of constant messages with no intention of ever booking or showing up.  If you qualify as one of these types, you will be backlisted with not only myself but other mistresses. 

I regularly attend fetish events across the Midlands and London, such as:
Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar, Club Pedestal, Devotion and others.

My Interests

Ball Busting
Kick them, beat them, stand on them, shoot pool balls at them, shoot them (nerf or airsoft – for the more hardend individual), and many more imaginative things to inflict discomfort, mild to extream.  

Who knew my love of beating the soles of feet has such a great name.  

Body Worship
I limit the areas and types of worship, to those I enjoy receiving. There is NO genital worship allowed.  

Tie you up, tie you down or attach you to equipment.  I have reasonable rope skills and a slection of leather restraints and metal clip fastnings.  

Boot/shoe/foot worship
I have a growing collecion of footware including desiner and fetish.  I can teach you to properly care for feet.  You can smell my feet/shoes etc.  

Breast bondage
I will tie those boobies up.  

Chastity control
I will hold the key/tab code for you device, and issue you with rules and instructions.  

Ever wanted to be caged and ignored?  Or caged and tormented?  Or imprisoned?

Cock & ball torture CBT
Very much as with ball busting except there is attention paid in some delightfully cruel way to your cock.  Again mild to extream.  

Corporal punishment
Everything from the lesser over the knee, to heavier over a bench.  Spankings, slipperings, paddlings, canings, strappings.  From mild role play CP to judicial caning.  

Corsets & stockings
I love if not totally adore tight laced corsets especially underbust ones.  I also love stockings my favourite are fully fashioned contrast seam nylon or silk stockings – but as they are £30 a pair, if you want those worn for your session you may have to contribute to there cost.  

Double Domme
I am lucky enough to be friends with some wonderful Dommes, so can arrange this should you desire it.  

At the moment I have use of a violet wand, tens machine and a vixion.  In time I will offer other choices.  

Face slapping
I love this and never thought I would.  The look of genuiune shock is what I enjoy.  

I have learn’t which foods encorage it to happen.  And it can be leathal.  

I don’t provide dress up clothes at the moment, but I can provide wigs and teach you make up and girls finishing school etiquette.  

Gags & hoods
From ball gags to panties stuffed in your mouth.  Blindfolds to full head coverage.      

I’m naturally gifted, insults demeaning and making you feel small.  Many various forms  it can take.  SPH & CFnm.

Human furniture
I often require a seat, foot stool or coat stand and bag hook.  

Intence and extream role play.  Ever fancied staring in your own spy interrogation, with bright lights, bag over the head, tormented until confession? 

Leather & PVC
I love both of these, but especially leather – the small and feel against my skin.   

Leg worship
I draw special attention to this one.  As I have very LONG legs, I like nothing more than to have them pampered and looked after – shaved, waxed, massaged, moisturised etc.  

Vac-U-Bed, clingfilmed or other.  

Maid/Valet service
Traditional service trained subs are hard to come by, but widely sort after – think Downton Abby.  Sissy maids also welcome but all service will be traditional in training given.  

Nipple tease or torture
Pain, flicks, clips, pegs, pinchy things etc.  

Clit & pussy torture CPT
Spank it, cane it, flog it, tie it up, staple it, clips and pins, repeated and intence vibration.  

Role play fantacies
So long as its leagal, message me to discuss it.  

Over the knee, over the bench, over the table.  Hand and implements.  Teacher, Auntie or Governess.  

Sensory deprovation
Blindfolded, overpowering smells, under or over powering sounds.  All to disorientate your experience.  

Sensation play
The more sensual side of BDSM play.  

Slave training
Mistress will teach you how to behave and advice on how to live your life.  

Barefoot, in stockings, flat shoes or heels.  I will walk on you.  

Oh how I love this, I will restrain you so there is no escape until you relent.  

Water sports
Only I will pee on you or make you drink my pee.  

Wax play
Hot wax suitable for use on the skin dripped or poured on you, then left or removed.  

Whipping & flogging
Single tail or mulitple falls, stingy or thuddy I have a growing collection of choice.  

Depending on the session/situation

Age play
Little time is fine, I DON’T entertain messing nappies or adult babies.  

Anal play
At the moment this something I have no expeience in giving, so until that changes I don’t want to run the risk of damaging people.  HOWEVER I can teach you anal training – lubing up, relaxing and getting used to butt plugs.  

Breath play
This when done right and safely, can be a good experience.  It is a more extreame play and as such, I will only consider it with those who I’ve played with before, because I can read your reactions better.  

Forced Bi
For those who already have an interest/curiosity, need a helping hand. And want Mistress to watch.  

Medical play
Really depends on the scene you want and if I have the skills to fufill it.  

Needle play
I have limited experience with this at the moment, so belive honesty is important.  Hygine sterilisation and proper sharps disposal is paramount.  

Puppy & pony play
Puppies on leads or being petted.  
Pony play as yet I have no experience with, excluding being able to actually ride a horse.  

Smoking fetish
I was a casual smoker, as I have quit for sometime and will never go back to regular smoking.  I am willing to offer e-cig sessions and one off/occassional smoking sessions, but I wont chain smoke and I certainly can’t offer it regularly – don’t want to start up a habbit again.  

Non-competitive, I am not trained and cannot pick people up.  I am more than happy to pin you down and clamp your head between my legs.  

Pre agreed role play senario.  

Don’t even ask for

I’m allergic to it annoyingly. 

I am not a prostitue/escort/courtisan. If you require sexual relief then I’m not the Mistress for you. 

Not something I enjoy.

I’m talking actual animals here – it’s illigal and wrong!