Mistress Lagertha


I’ll politely ask that you read all of the information on the about me page for an idea of my interests, along with etiquette and sessions page’s before you make first contact. That way you will approach me correctly making the best possible impression of yourself and you will have an idea of what to expect.  

I prefer initial applications by email, because you can send an email anytime of day to me.  By completing my booking application form below, means your session time doesn’t get as eaten into getting all this information from you on arrival.  And makes my vetting process easier.  I will reply to genuine applications, at my earliest convenience.  

Otherwise if you have a general enquiry please use the email address below


I do have a dedicated mobile number, however due to lots of timewasters, I have now decided to only give it out once a session deposit has been paid.  I don't appreciate calls at 3am!  Alternatively if you have a justified reason to speak to me in person, you may request my number or a video call, by sending an email and the reason you require it.  



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