Mistress Lagertha


Etiquette

APPROCHING

If you see me out at fetish events/munches/nights/workshops, you are welcome to speak to me, provided you observe my approch protocols:
1. If I am mid session/scene with someone or providing after care to them post play (presence of a blanket or floor mat with the sub/slave means they are receiving aftercare) – DO NOT APPROACH, respect the intimacy of our time and come back to me later.  
2. If I am sat observing the room/venue OR walking through the room/venue – you are welcome speak to me, be polite and curtious.  
3. If you would like to sample my style of domination/play at a suitable event, you are welcome to ask.  I will only offer about 5-10 mins – provided I’m up to it, sometimes I may have already over indulged and require a break.  5-10 mins is more than enough time, to deside if you’d like to book a session for longer with me. 


ARRIVAL

Be punctual, lateness is tardiness and a sign of failure to be prepared.  Plan your journey I can offer guidance if needed on route or pubic services, I know them all well.  Forward plan for possible delays where possible, such as time of day you will be travelling.  If the unexpected happens, I politely ask that you let me know as soon as safely possible.  If you get a case of the neves, it can happen, call me rather than not show up.  Otherwise you could end up not being given another chance.  I will likely give you a don’t arrive before time, there is a reason for that - it protects the privacy of others. 


AVAILABILITY

I will book sessions Monday to Saturday, normally between the hours 11am and 5pm - 5pm being the last bookable 1hr session of the day.  I say normally because with plenty of notice and for those I know well enough I can sometimes offer later, but it’s not common place.  Do not expect last minute bookings, I will if I can but it wont always be possible - however check twitter to see if they come up. 


COMMUNICATION

At all times be polite, manners are free.  In person you are welcome to address me as Mistress or Ma’am (pronounced as in ham, not arm). 

What do you want to get from your session? The answer is the information I will require.  Be honest open and realistic, I’m not easily shocked or repulsed.  I like to get a sense of what is going on in your head regarding your submissive desire(s), I don’t want you leaving thinking is was wasted time or not meeting your standard of expectation.  I have the ability to read most peoples  bodies, but that is a skill that benefits regular bookers. 

I will always start with a consultation, to discuss and assess limits, to discuss any and all medical issues you may have - which is to ensure your safety, and obtain your written consent if your session requires it. 

I welcome your thoughts and constructive feedback after a session, attention to detail is what makes all the difference.  


DEPOSIT

I will not enter into a string of emails about your session, nor will I give out the chosen venue address, until I’ve received a deposit.  The deposit is to demonstrate you are serious and committed and not wasting my time.  The deposit I ask for is the venue hire cost upfront, so if the unexpected happens I’m not left out of pocket in anyway.  I currently accept deposits in the form of amazon vouchers, digital emailed ones are easiest but posted or dropped off is also acceptable.  I will talk you through the process by email, unless you are already familiar.  


HYGINE

You are to be freshly bathed/showered the day of your session.  Two of the three venues have an onsite shower, which can be booked if required but be aware doing so may mean you need a longer booking. 


VENUE HIRE

I hire venues that have versatile settings or purpose provisions, rather than using my home.  It might seem scary the first time, but trust me it is not.  The three venues I currently use are private with their own parking.  And spread across the West Midlands, though I will be offering further afield if demand requires it, which may then include a travel contribution.  I will not come to your home or a hotel, so don’t ask.