Mistress Lagertha

Booking Your Session

​If you are looking for the types of session I offer, not just my prices - scroll past the photo on my About Me page. 


In person session per hour £150

Short in person session £90 for 45 mins

My time for anything social £50 per hour

Cyber phone or cam sessions £2 per min 

Remote tasks £25 per task​​​​​​​

Deposit £50 per hour booked

Steps for booking your in person session with me

  1.  Please read my Etiquette page, if you haven’t done so already, as I can't abide lazy sloppy session applications.  Doing so will mean I'm more likely to respond and you will get your session booked.  
  2. Now that you know how best to approch and speak to me, I will require you to book your session using my Session Application Form, then those who have come across as my type of interest, will be asked to call me for a worthyness interview - this is to check we are compatable. I don't see people back to back, and I value quality of clients over the quantity of clients.  
  3. Once you are successful in gaining an oppotunity to session with me. Your session type, time and date are agreed.  To confirm you session pay your deposit, otherwise I wont be there on the day –  a deposit is required to ensure I’m not out of pocket, should the unexpected happen.  
  4. Once the deposit is received I will confirm receipt, I will give you my phone number if you don’t already have it and the first half of the postcode for the venue.  now is the time to discuss the fine detail of your session, specifics about the kinks you like any fanasty you may have or goals you would like to achive.  
  5. I require a contact number for yourself and your name, if I don’t already have them for you.  I will NOT use it unless I need to in an emegency or you have given conset for me to contact you.   I certainly won’t make the nature of my call or texts obvious, only ever signing off as Lagertha.   
  6. On the day of your session, you are call or text me no later than 2hrs before your session, to confirm you are on your way and to obtain the second part of the venue postcode.  You must arrive in good time, if there are any issues or delays you MUST let me know as soon as possible.  If you get an attack of the nerves, do let me know a simple call could be all you need to spur you on.  
  7. Upon arrival you will call or text me again for the building number and to let me know you have arrived.  I expect full payment for the remainder of the session fees, upon your arrival.  I don’t like having to ask for payment.  

To make things easier for you, I have several options available for taking payments.  

Deposits can be made either through My site using my Pay a Deposit page, OR you can use Amazon e-vouchers to send your deposit in a less attention attracting form, OR UK bookings can request bank details to pay in at a branch or by transfer. If you choose the e-voucher option, payments are to be sent to my email address: MistressLagertha@mail.com 

Session costs can also be paid in advance through My site using My Shop page otherwise in cash on the day.   

If you need to save for a session with me, email me first detailing you wish to make use of my saving up option.  And we can draw up a payment plan that suits your personal situation.  Many other things in our lives can be bought with a payment plan, why not your Mistress expeience.  All payments are non-refundable and can only be redeemed against sessions with me.  


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